I've been really busy with college work and everything, especially since I'm rocking a triple major here in Potsdam; however, I thought I'd make you all laugh on the most inappropriate paper written in the college's history. Of course, I got a zero for this short essay but I couldn't help myself. The question was, "What are you hoping to achieve here at SUNY Potsdam?" and well, I told them, instead, of what I have been up to.

Here it is, hope it makes you laugh because it sure made me laugh.

EXPECTATIONS IN COLLEGE

During my college experience, I have recently contributed to the making of a rave team on my fourth floor dorm in South Knowles. We go on around raving every night, all night. I never really came into a college with a vision of what I have wanted to accomplish here besides passing with great grades and meeting new people, so this new ultra-cool rave team is definitely, by far, the most neat-o thing ever. This essay is quite unorthodox as you have probably noticed but I am taking a new step by pushing my boundaries because frankly I think that you have read some pretty bland and boring essays for the past half-hour or so. Anyways, back to this rave team, it is probably the coolest thing ever. I have met so many new people here and it appears to be that we all like to act crazy and just rave everywhere. We like to rave, rave is what we like to do. You actually should join our rave team. Facebook us! We also have crazy sex parties and do ridiculous amounts of ecstasy, not really, but I thought it would be funny to write. Honestly, I do not know what else to write this paper on besides this raving concept. I guess I could talk about this book I’ve been writing. [I INCLUDED A NICE BIG SMILEY FACE AFTER THIS BIT.]

I’ve been trying to write a novel for a while now and since I’m taking college writing courses I believe I can finally achieve this long awaited journey. It’s not really of any importance, just me droning on about a coat hanger. It is a bit of a fun, just-to-write-it novel. Hopefully, it will win the Razzie Award, which is just an award for a super sucky paper/book/movie, whatever really. I guess this could win a Razzie Award as well. I won’t be surprised at all if you drop me from your class. Haha. Have a great day!